- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

What's the square root of four? Two.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

A man walks into a pole.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

What does 1+1 equal? 2

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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