Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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A woman's opinion

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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