What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Penis.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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666

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Anti Joke

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