Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Get in the car.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Fags are gay.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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It’s dead.

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