What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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obamas trench

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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