what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Test

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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666

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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