obamas trench

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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