What's the square root of four? Two.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Anti Joke

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