Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Test

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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