Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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