What is 6 plus 9? 15.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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