A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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