What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Test

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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