Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Test

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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