Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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666

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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