obamas trench

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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