- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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