BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Paige

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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