What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Paige

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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