What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Penis.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Test

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Anti Joke

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