Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Paige

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A woman's opinion

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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