Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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