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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Get me a sandwich, bitch

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Test

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

Paige

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

666

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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