LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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obamas trench

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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