Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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hey

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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