Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Test

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Paige

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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