My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Fags are gay.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Paige

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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