An Asian child flunks a test.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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A man walks into a pole.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Anti Joke

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