- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

i hate anti-jokes ;)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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