what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Paige

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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