- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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