I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Paige

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Anti Joke

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