A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Fags are gay.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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