Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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