What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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