What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Paige

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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