Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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obamas trench

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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