What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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666

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Paige

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Penis.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A woman's opinion

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