What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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