A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Paige

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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