Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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obamas trench

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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