a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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obamas trench

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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