Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Paige

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Penis.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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