A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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A man walks into a pole.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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