whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Test

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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666

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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