- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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