A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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