- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Surprise mother father (A+)

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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