Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Paige

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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