why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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It’s dead.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Anti Joke

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