What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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