why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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