what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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lol

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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9/11

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Anti Joke

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