Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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lol

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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