Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Poop

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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9/11

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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lol

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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