How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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