What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Hello penis

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Jews.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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