What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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lol

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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