I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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