- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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