What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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