My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Paige

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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