Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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