what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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