What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Paige

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Anti Joke

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