What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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