What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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lol

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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who drinks pee? katness

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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knock knock whos there not me

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Anti Joke

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