Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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