Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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who drinks pee? katness

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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