Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Poop

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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