whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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knock knock whos there not me

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hi

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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