- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

2 women were sitting quietly.

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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