Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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who drinks pee? katness

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Poop

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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