Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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