What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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