- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

2 women were sitting quietly.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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