Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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