What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Hi

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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agp

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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