What's white and sticky? Glue.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hello penis

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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hi

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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