A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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lol

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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