What's white and sticky? Glue.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Poop

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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