Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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