- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

who drinks pee? katness

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

2 women were sitting quietly.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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