Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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