William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Poop

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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yeah..

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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