- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

knock knock whos there not me

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

Im ashamed of being from Canada

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