Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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