who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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hi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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