why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Jews.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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