- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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