Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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yeah..

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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