ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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