What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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knock knock whos there not me

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Poop

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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