Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Anti Joke

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