How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Poop

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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