Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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knock knock whos there not me

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lol

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agp

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Hi

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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