What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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