What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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hi

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Poop

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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