Get me a sandwich, bitch

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

knock knock whos there not me

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

What's white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

hi

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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