Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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yeah..

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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