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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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lol

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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