Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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lol

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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