What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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hi

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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