Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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