- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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