How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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