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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Poop

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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