What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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