- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there not me

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

Women's rights.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Poop

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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