What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Poop

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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