Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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