How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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