Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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