what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Jews.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Hi

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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