What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Jews.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Poop

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lol

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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