What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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