Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

who drinks pee? katness

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

Once upon a time, your face.

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