Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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