How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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yeah..

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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lol

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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