- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

Jews.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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