why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Poop

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Jews.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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