What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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hi

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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