Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Jews.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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who drinks pee? katness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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