What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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