Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

Once upon a time, your face.

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

who drinks pee? katness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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