Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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