There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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yeah..

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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lol

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Poop

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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