who drinks pee? katness

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Jews.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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yeah..

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Anti Joke

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