what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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a man died

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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