What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Hi

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

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