What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Anti Joke

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