Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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yeah..

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a man died

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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hi

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Women's rights.

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