Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Jews.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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