- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Jews.

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

Two girls are sitting quietly.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

Im ashamed of being from Canada

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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