What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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British Dentistry

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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hi

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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