Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Jews.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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