Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Jews.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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