What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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