what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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yeah..

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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who drinks pee? katness

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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