What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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agp

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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