Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Women's rights.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Anti Joke

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