Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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