What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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yeah..

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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