who drinks pee? katness

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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JFK

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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