What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

Women's rights.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

why did the man die? because he died.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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