Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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JFK

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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why did the man die? because he died.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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9/11

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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British Dentistry

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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