Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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