Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Women's rights.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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