What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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hi

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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9/11

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Anti Joke

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