Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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