WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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