A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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