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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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