Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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who drinks pee? katness

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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