What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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The 80's

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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