"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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who drinks pee? katness

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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