Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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