Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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JFK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Women's rights.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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