Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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The 80's

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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JFK

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69

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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