What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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British Dentistry

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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