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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

I dont no the difference between their and there

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

9/11

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

JFK

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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