Women's rights.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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yeah..

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Anti Joke

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