Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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why did the man die? because he died.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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