- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Once upon a time, your face.

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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