What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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