A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I dont no the difference between their and there

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -155

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

thumb_up thumb_down +36

yeah..

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

who drinks pee? katness

thumb_up thumb_down

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

thumb_up thumb_down -14

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

thumb_up thumb_down -140

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops