Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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