What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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9/11

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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a man died

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Jews.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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