why did the man die? because he died.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Jews.

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