What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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9/11

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a man died

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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