Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Anti Joke

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