Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Hi

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JFK

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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British Dentistry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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