what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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