Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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who drinks pee? katness

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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JFK

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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