Knock knock. Who's there?

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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The 80's

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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a man died

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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