A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

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