When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a man died

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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