A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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JFK

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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