What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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