Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Hi

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JFK

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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British Dentistry

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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