Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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