A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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The 80's

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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