A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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