Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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The 80's

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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