How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your mom walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

thumb_up thumb_down -26

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

thumb_up thumb_down -46

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

thumb_up thumb_down +149

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

thumb_up thumb_down +83

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -7

JFK

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

thumb_up thumb_down -105

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +14

9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops