Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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9/11

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Yo momma is SO black.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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yeah..

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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