Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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a man died

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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