Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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JFK

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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The 80's

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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9/11

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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a man died

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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