What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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9/11

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a man died

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Anti Joke

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