what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Flop dog

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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