Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Women's rights.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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