Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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