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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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why did the man die? because he died.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo momma is SO black.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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