How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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yeah..

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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