Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Women's rights.

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9/11

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Flop dog

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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