What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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a man died

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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