Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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