What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo momma is SO black.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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