Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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9/11

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Women's rights.

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