Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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