Knock knock. Who's there?

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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