Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

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