WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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