Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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a man died

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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