"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a man died

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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