what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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yeah..

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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