A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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yeah..

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a man died

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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why did the man die? because he died.

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