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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

I dont no the difference between their and there

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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