What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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British Dentistry

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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