Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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yeah..

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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