whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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JFK

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Anti Joke

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