A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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a man died

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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