William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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JFK

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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