what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Flop dog

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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