Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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