What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Flop dog

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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