A seal walks into a club.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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