Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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