What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Flop dog

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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