What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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British Dentistry

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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