- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flop dog

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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