a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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A seal walks into a club.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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