No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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ObamaCare

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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