- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

matt shut up

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

I dont no the difference between their and there

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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