"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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ObamaCare

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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