- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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