Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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British Dentistry

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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