Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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JFK

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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