Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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