why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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yeah..

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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