My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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