Flop dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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