Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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