What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Anti Joke

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