How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Flop dog

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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The 80's

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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