- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

Flop dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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