- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

British Dentistry

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

A seal walks into a club.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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