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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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yeah..

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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British Dentistry

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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