Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Flop dog

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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