- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

matt shut up

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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