Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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