what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

Yidi Huang lives here.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

The 80's

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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