British Dentistry

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yeah..

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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matt shut up

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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