Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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