A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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