- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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