How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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