A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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