What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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British Dentistry

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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