What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

Yidi Huang lives here.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Flop dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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