whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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