- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

JFK

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

A seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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