What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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British Dentistry

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Anti Joke

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