what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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yeah..

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mooooh im a cow

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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