Flop dog

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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British Dentistry

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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