What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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The 80's

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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JFK

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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