What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Flop dog

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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