- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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