What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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A seal walks into a club.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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