Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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British Dentistry

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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JFK

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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