what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Flop dog

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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