Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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