What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Flop dog

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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