A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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British Dentistry

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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