Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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