Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +154

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

thumb_up thumb_down +124

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Mitch

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

thumb_up thumb_down -45

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

thumb_up thumb_down +148

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops