Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Flop dog

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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