If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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God

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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