- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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