How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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British Dentistry

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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