- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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