how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

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