Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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