What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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