If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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knock knock whos there not me

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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