If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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