Mitch

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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God

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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