- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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