why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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ObamaCare

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pizzano is a tool.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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