Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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ObamaCare

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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