What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Anti Joke

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