Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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God

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