Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Mitch

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Anti Joke

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