whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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pizzano is a tool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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