Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Mitch

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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