Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Mitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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