What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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ObamaCare

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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