How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Mitch

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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