Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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