- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Mitch

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Flop dog

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