Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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