Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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