What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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matt shut up

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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