What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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