Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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matt shut up

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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