Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Mitch

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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