What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Anti Joke

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