- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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