Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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