A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Mitch

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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