Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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God

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Mitch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Anti Joke

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