Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Mitch

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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