Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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