Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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God

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Mitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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