Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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ObamaCare

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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