What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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