Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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God

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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