You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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