What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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God

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Mitch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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