- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

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