Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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