Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

God

What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

pizzano is a tool.

I dont no the difference between their and there

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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