Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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