What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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