Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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God

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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mooooh im a cow

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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