A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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