Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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ObamaCare

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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A seal walks into a club.

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