Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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pizzano is a tool.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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