What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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