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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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