A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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matt shut up

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mooooh im a cow

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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God

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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