If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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God

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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pizzano is a tool.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Anti Joke

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