did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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