A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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