Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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pizzano is a tool.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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JFK

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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