what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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ObamaCare

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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