What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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mooooh im a cow

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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