How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Mitch

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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