alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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God

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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