How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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God

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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