A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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LIE

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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matt shut up

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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