What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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ObamaCare

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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