Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ObamaCare

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God

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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matt shut up

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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