What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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God

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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