What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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God

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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