What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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