Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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