how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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God

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Anti Joke

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