How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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LIE

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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God

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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