What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LIE

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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