Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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ObamaCare

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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