Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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ObamaCare

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