What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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God

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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