How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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