What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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God

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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