ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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