- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

LIE

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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