What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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pizzano is a tool.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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