Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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