Allie said yesssssssss!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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LIE

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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God

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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