a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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