a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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