Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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LIE

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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