roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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LIE

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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