So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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