roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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LIE

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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