what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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