What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

What's red and on fire? My crotch

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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