What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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