On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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