What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Anti Joke

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