If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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