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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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82

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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God

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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