- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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