What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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