alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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LIE

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ObamaCare

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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