Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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