What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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