Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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matt shut up

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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