A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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