What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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matt shut up

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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