Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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LIE

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Anti Joke

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