Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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LIE

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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