What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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82

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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God

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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LIE

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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