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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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82

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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LIE

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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126

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Anti Joke

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