Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ObamaCare

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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