What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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God

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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