A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Anti Joke

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