Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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LIE

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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