whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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