Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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