- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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