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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

LIE

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

ObamaCare

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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