Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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ObamaCare

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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LIE

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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