Allie said yesssssssss!

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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LIE

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