What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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