- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

why did the internet crash? it didn't

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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