What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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