What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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