Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Starter clothing

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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