how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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