Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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LIE

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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