why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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