Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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