A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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LIE

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Mitch

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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