LIE

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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KSI

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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