- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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