- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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