KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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