KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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N

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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