roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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ObamaCare

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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