What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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LIE

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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