- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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