The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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LIE

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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