What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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