Allie said yesssssssss!

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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