Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Starter clothing

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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