- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

pizzano is a tool.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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