Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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ObamaCare

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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