Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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