What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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LIE

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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