Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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