Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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KSI

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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