What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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