- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

ObamaCare

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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