Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

thumb_up thumb_down +124

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

thumb_up thumb_down +112

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

thumb_up thumb_down +96

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops