Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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