Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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