What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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KSI

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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