Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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