What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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