How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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ObamaCare

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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LIE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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