- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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