- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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