What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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