How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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