How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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7>6

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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