patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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KSI

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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