Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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