- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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