- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

Anything Dane Cook says

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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