What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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