What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

Mitch

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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