- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

Allie said yesssssssss!

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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