LIE

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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KSI

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A Weight loss service that works

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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