whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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KSI

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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