The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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