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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

why did the internet crash? it didn't

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