Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Anti Joke

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