Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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