What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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