Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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