- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

LIE

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

KSI

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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