- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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