roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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