- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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