how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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