What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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69

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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