How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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