why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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KSI

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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LIE

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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