What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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