A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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