- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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KSI

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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