what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A Weight loss service that works

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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