Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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