Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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KSI

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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