What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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