What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Mitch

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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The NHL playoffs

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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