ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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