What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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