- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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