A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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KSI

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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