how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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