why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Anti Joke

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