Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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LIE

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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KSI

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A Weight loss service that works

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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