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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Anything Dane Cook says

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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