What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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KSI

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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