After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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the battle of waterloo

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Anti Joke

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