Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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KSI

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Anything Dane Cook says

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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LIE

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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