What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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LIE

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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KSI

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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