Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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