Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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