Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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ObamaCare

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Poverty.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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