What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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