KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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