- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Anything Dane Cook says

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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