Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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