How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Starter clothing

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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