- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

ObamaCare

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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