How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Hello penis

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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7>6

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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