what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's 6+2? 16

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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