Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Hello penis

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Starter clothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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