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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Starter clothing

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Passing by

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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