two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's 6+2? 16

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Passing by

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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