what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Passing by

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Starter clothing

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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