Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What's 6+2? 16

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Hello penis

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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