a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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the battle of waterloo

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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