Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Hello penis

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Passing by

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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