Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Hello penis

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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