Hello penis

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Passing by

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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