adam shagged katie lololol

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Starter clothing

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Hello penis

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Passing by

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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