A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's 6+2? 16

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Passing by

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Hello penis

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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