Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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