Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

Hello penis

the battle of waterloo

two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

Passing by

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

What's 6+2? 16

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