mooooh im a cow

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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the battle of waterloo

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Starter clothing

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Poverty.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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