If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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alert("The Game");

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Poverty.

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the battle of waterloo

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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mooooh im a cow

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