Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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alert("The Game");

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the battle of waterloo

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Hello penis

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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