Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock knock It's open

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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the battle of waterloo

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Starter clothing

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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