- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

Knock knock It's open

If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

how black is a black man? pretty black.

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

the battle of waterloo

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

mooooh im a cow

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

What's brown and sticky? Poop

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