how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Poverty.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Knock knock It's open

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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alert("The Game");

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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