what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Knock knock It's open

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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mooooh im a cow

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Poverty.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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