Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Knock knock It's open

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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