y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

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