What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Knock knock It's open

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Poverty.

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alert("The Game");

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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mooooh im a cow

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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