What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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