Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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KSI

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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