Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Knock knock It's open

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Anti Joke

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