what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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