a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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