A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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The NHL playoffs

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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mooooh im a cow

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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