Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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The NHL playoffs

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

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