What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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