whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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4/20.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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mooooh im a cow

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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