what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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I am Skaldak!

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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The NHL playoffs

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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