What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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