What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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The NHL playoffs

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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