A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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