The NHL playoffs

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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