Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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4/20.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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I am Skaldak!

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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mooooh im a cow

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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