Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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