Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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The NHL playoffs

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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