What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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4/20.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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