A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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4/20.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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The NHL playoffs

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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