Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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The NHL playoffs

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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