- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

Chuck Norris watches TV.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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