- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

Chuck Norris watches TV.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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