- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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