What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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