A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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