Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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4/20.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Anti Joke

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