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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

alert("The Game");

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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