If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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