Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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