Darude - Sandstorm

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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