why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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4/20.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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The Holocaust.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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