What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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The Holocaust.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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