- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

ur gay and this joke sucks

Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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