Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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The Holocaust.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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