Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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the WNBA

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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