the WNBA

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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4/20.

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The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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