What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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