- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Darude - Sandstorm

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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