What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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