What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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