Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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The Holocaust.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Anti Joke

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