Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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4/20.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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