a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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I am Skaldak!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Anti Joke

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