Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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I am Skaldak!

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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the WNBA

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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