A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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