- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

baby loves lalma

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

There's no "i" in tim.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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