- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

The horse said "nay."

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Women

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Knock Knock Come in

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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