- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Jared Gough is a slut

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Anti jokes.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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