- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

gay rights

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

whats better than 24................. 25

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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