- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Men's rights.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

i dislike sack in my mouth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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