What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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How do magnets work?

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ha.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Women's rights.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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