- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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