- Anti Joke

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Knock knock What