- Anti Joke

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

The 19th Amendment

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

whats really hot the sun

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.