- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Womens Rights.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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