- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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