feces

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Do you need any assistance?

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Is this a chair?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What is next?

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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