- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

my mom raped yerr foot

I have no ideas.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

stop it ryan vallee

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Hi Shelby!!

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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