what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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The Bible

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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