- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

maddie latino

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

monkey sponge

How much is an abortion? A life

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

i dislike sack in my mouth

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