- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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