1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Black Veil Brides.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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