What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Black Veil Brides.

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Nah

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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That didn't hurt.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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