- Anti Joke

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

lick my ballsack.... ok

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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