Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Unflushed Shit...

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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don't look behind you

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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