roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

That's Racist

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

gay rights

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Do you need any assistance?

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A Banana wrote this...

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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