A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Barack Obama

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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The 19th Amendment

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Chuck Norris

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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