Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Good.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Hi

OBAMA

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Your mom

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

how did the little girl die cancer

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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