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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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