- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

I have no ideas.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

A jew go out of a bar

Obama

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Penis!

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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