- Anti Joke

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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