How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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who eats pencils asians

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Good.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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monkey sponge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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