roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

I cant think of one (._. )

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Gestapo.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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