- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

We didnt star the fire ...........

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

how did the little girl die cancer

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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