How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Women's football

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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