- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Communism

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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