- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

a catholic priest and a young boy

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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