knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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womens rights

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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