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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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maddie latino

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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monkey sponge

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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