Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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