Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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