A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Herman Cain

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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