Blonde Entrepeneurs

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

like for a handjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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