How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

lick my ballsack.... ok

666

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

9/11/2001

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Rock mattress.

A woman comes at the doctor.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Hi Jacob You cool

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Good.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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