Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Chuck Norris.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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