What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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YOLO

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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MICHAEL

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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