Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

MICHAEL

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

lick my ballsack.... ok

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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