- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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