Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

a catholic priest and a young boy

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Knock, knock. Come in.......

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Gestapo.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gay rights

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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