The Bible

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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The horse said "nay."

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Six million.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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