- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Gabe Mercado

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

A woman comes at the doctor.

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