Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Woman's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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monkey sponge

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Men's rights.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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