- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Looks through the peephole.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

monkey sponge

God is real

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

How much is an abortion? A life

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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