What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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MICHAEL

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

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