Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

123 Main street

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Chicken

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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