- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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