a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

lick my ballsack.... ok

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Where's my shotgun

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

The horse said "nay."

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

666

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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