Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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A jew go out of a bar

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Hi Shelby!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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