- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gay rights

what do you call a black man named mike

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

women

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Vagina-Boob

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Women's rights...

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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