- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Good.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

what is stupid and reading this you

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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