- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Turn around.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

anne hatthaway

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

YOLO

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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