Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Women

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Rock mattress.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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