Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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baby loves lalma

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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