What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Chicken

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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monkey sponge

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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