What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Rock mattress.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Women's rights.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Good.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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