Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -67

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

thumb_up thumb_down +58

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

thumb_up thumb_down +48

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

knock knock go away ok

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Black Veil Brides.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

96

thumb_up thumb_down +38

There's no "i" in tim.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Christopher Walken to a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops