- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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