How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Your mom

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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