Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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That didn't hurt.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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World Peace

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like for a handjob.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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