- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

math test 2=2

The WNBA.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Womens' rights.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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