- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

whats white and gooy liguid goop

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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