- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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The Bible

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

The horse said "nay."

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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