without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Chuck Norris died.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

I have no ideas.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

don't look behind you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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