- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Period Blood

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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