So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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