Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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women have rights

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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don't look behind you

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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