A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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hey.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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