What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Turn around.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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poop

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Sonic

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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