I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Gestapo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Womens Rights.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Chuck Norris.

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