you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

OBAMA

monkey sponge

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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