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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

alert("The Game");//

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Jake Bowar

Do you need any assistance?

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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