You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What's up? A direction...

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Once upon a time.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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This is my joke. funny

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Who has downs this joke

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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