What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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