- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

I have no ideas.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Nathan Gooderson.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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