my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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The WNBA.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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