what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

A woman comes at the doctor.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Good.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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