What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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OBAMA

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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God is real

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Men's rights.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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