What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

I have no ideas.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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