Blonde Entrepeneurs

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Hi Shelby!!

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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