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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Japan called... They need help.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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