What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

The horse said "nay."

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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