whats young and never moved? still born baby

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Woman's Rights.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

69, hahaha

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Good.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Your mom

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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