What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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