- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

what do you call a black man named mike

gay rights

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

women

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Women's rights...

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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