- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What is worse

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

i'm not gay

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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