Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

I have no ideas.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

like for a handjob.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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