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Obama

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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