- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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