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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Looks through the peephole.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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