I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Women's rights.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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