Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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i'm not gay

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Good.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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alert('hiiii');

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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This is my joke. funny

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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