- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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