A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

anne hatthaway

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

YOLO

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Sonic

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

lick my ballsack.... ok

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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