How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

who eats pencils asians

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What is Earth made out of? Earth

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Men's rights.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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