What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Chicken

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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