- Anti Joke

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.