Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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women have rights

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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stop it ryan vallee

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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