What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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OBAMA

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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God is real

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Men's rights.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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