A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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im a selling a car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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