- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Pickles

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Womens Rights.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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