What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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whats really hot the sun

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Chuck Norris.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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anne hatthaway

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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