A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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