Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Anti jokes.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Barack Obama

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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