What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A Banana wrote this...

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alert("The Game");//

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What is next?

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Chayton

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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