- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Is this a chair?

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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