What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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penis hehehehe

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Halo < COD

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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