Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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