a man walked out of church and said F***!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Gabe Mercado

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Your Mom

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Men's rights.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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