- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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