One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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women's rights

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Homework.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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