Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Sonic

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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