- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

what is big and white? the moon

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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