What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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