Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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