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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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