Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Banana(s)

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Haha pizza

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Enchilada

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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suck my dick.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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