What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Knock knock What

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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