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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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