Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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women have rights

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Anti Joke

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