who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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