Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

whats really hot the sun

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

The 19th Amendment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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