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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Sonic

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

lick my ballsack.... ok

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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