Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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anne hatthaway

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Homework.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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The 19th Amendment

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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