- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

guess what chicken butt

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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