Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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like for a handjob.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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