Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Your social life

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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