what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Who has downs this joke

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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