Homework.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

The 19th Amendment

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

No it isn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Sonic

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

9/11/2001

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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