a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Barack Obama

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Sonic

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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How do magnets work?

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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