- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

who eats pencils asians

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

osama bin ladens hiding spot

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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