- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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