Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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