What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Barack Obama

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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