How do magnets work?

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

lick my ballsack.... ok

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

69, hahaha

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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