- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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