So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Flab

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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who eats pencils asians

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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