what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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