Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Sonic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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How do magnets work?

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Looks through the peephole.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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