MICHAEL

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Rock mattress.

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Women's rights.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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