How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Gestapo.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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