Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What is a question?

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Looks through the peephole.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Whats9+10 19

I have no ideas.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...