Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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