WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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OBAMA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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