- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

We didnt star the fire ...........

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