Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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women have rights

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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save water shower with friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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