What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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