- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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