- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Gestapo.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

The Bible

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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