There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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my mom raped yerr foot

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Obama

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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