What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Halo < COD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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