What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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