- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

I have no ideas.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

minced oaths

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A jew go out of a bar

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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