- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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