Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Canada

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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save water shower with friends

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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women have rights

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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