Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Romney 2012

Chuck Norris died.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Whats9+10 19

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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