your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Flab

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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