- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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