What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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women's rights

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Homework.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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