There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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How do magnets work?

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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