- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Turn around.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Homework.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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