Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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The Bible

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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anne hatthaway

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Anti jokes.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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