- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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