What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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