What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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