Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Black Veil Brides.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Penis.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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