without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

The Charlotte bobcats.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

women have rights

Chuck Norris died.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

I have no ideas.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

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