How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Knock knock What

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Is this a chair?

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robin, get in the car.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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