whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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