why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

i'm not gay

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

OBAMA

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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