How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Unflushed Shit...

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Womens Rights.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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