So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

what is stupid and reading this you

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