- Anti Joke

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.