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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

john liked the paper........ so he took it

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

nine...eleven

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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