- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

who eats pencils asians

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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