What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Anti Joke

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