- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Japan called... They need help.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Potato.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Women's sports

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Romney 2012

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

The Charlotte bobcats.

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