Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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gay rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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