whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

OBAMA

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Once upon a time.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

This is my joke. funny

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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