A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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like for a handjob.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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