Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Anti jokes.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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