Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Sonic

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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123 Main street

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Chicken

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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9/11/2001

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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How do magnets work?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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