my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Woman's Rights.

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69, hahaha

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Men's rights.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Your mom

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Anti Joke

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