"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Barack Obama

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Homework.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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