- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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