Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

OBAMA

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Anti Joke

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