Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Looks through the peephole.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Whats9+10 19

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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