What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

The horse said "nay."

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Women

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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