Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Do you need any assistance?

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Anti jokes.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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