Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

How much is an abortion? A life

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

i dislike sack in my mouth

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

math test 2=2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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