Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Your Mom

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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OBAMA

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Your mom

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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