- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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