What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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9/11/2001

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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who eats pencils asians

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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