Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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The WNBA.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Men's rights.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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