Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Period Blood

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Facebook...

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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