I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Chicken

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Woman's Rights.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Your Mom

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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