What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Blarg

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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