osama bin ladens hiding spot

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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