What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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