What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Homework.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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poop

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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