yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Pickles

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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