A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Your mom

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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