Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Hi Shelby!!

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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