Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Good.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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OBAMA

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Men's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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