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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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