- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Is this a chair?

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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