- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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