- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Gestapo.

feces

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Do you need any assistance?

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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