Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I cant think of one (._. )

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

hey.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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