Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What's up? A direction...

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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