So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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That's Racist

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Frown is a four letter word.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Chuck Norris.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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