what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Halo < COD

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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