Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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