whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Flab

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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