- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

OGC - tilt your head

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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