How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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