What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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