- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

don't look behind you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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