How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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