- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

I have no ideas.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Nathan Gooderson.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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