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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What is Earth made out of? Earth

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Good.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What's up? A direction...

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Once upon a time.

A jew went to Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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