Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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don't look behind you

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Poop

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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