- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

im a selling a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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