why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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penis hehehehe

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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baby loves lalma

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Anti Joke

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