Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Women's rights.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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