- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

who eats pencils asians

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

c+t+c?

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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