What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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