- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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