What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Do you need any assistance?

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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whats really hot the sun

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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anne hatthaway

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Turn around.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Anti Joke

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