Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

penis hehehehe

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

96

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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