boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Smart Blondes

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Women's sports

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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