How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Women's sports

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Knock, Knock. Come in.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

World Peace

save water shower with friends

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Whats9+10 19

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Looks through the peephole.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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