Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

666

Rock mattress.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

9/11/2001

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

who eats pencils asians

A woman comes at the doctor.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Hi Jacob You cool

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Good.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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