How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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monkey sponge

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Men's rights.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Your mom

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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who farted your mother

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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