whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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who eats pencils asians

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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