How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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