- Anti Joke

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability