What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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oh hiya come in

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Unflushed Shit...

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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