Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

The Bible

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Ryan Chang is funny.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

The horse said "nay."

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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