How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Halo < COD

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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