how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

The horse said "nay."

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What's up? A direction...

A woman comes at the doctor.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Looks through the peephole.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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