ugh good riddance

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Where's my tractor?

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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poop

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Anti Joke

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