Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Chicken

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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