- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Is this a chair?

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Do you need any assistance?

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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