I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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don't look behind you

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Poop

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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hey.

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