How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Women's football

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Black Veil Brides.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Cows go moo.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Your social life

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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