Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Gestapo.

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hey.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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