- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Women

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

The horse said "nay."

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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