A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Woman's Rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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monkey sponge

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Men's rights.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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