A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Hi Shelby!!

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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