- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Frown is a four letter word.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Chuck Norris.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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