Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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