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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

How much did the Holla Cost?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

stop it ryan vallee

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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