An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Rock mattress.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Gabe Mercado

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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