- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What's dead? Your mum.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A jew go out of a bar

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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