how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Women

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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