Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Woman's Rights.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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