Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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How do magnets work?

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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69

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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