I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Six million.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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who eats pencils asians

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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