How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Gadaffi

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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