Why did the asian die? he was driving

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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hey.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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alert("The Game");//

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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