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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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