What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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math test 2=2

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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