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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Womens Rights.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Women's rights...

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Chuck Norris.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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