- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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