On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Gestapo.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Knock, knock. Come in.......

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

gay rights

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Chuck Norris.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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