How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Penis.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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