- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

We didnt star the fire ...........

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

how did the little girl die cancer

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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