- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Do you need any assistance?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

whats really hot the sun

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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