- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Black Veil Brides.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Penis.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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