Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Chayton

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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