Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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