I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

MICHAEL

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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