- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Women's rights.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why was Timmy sad?

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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