whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The 19th Amendment

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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