Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Knock Knock Come in

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Rock mattress.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Canida

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Women's rights.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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