What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

666

9/11/2001

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A woman comes at the doctor.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Hi Jacob You cool

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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