A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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