What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Womens Rights.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Vagina-Boob

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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