Women's rights.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Women's football

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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oh hiya come in

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Anti Joke

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