WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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who eats pencils asians

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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i eat poop

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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