- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Is this a chair?

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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