- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Woman's rights

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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