- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

whats really hot the sun

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

The 19th Amendment

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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