How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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who eats pencils asians

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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