Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Halo < COD

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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