- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Homework.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

lick my ballsack.... ok

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