- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Gestapo.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Frown is a four letter word.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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