A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Looks through the peephole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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