- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

a catholic priest and a young boy

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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