Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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women's rights

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Anti Joke

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