What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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