Jake Bowar

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Knock knock What

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Anti jokes.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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