- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

T-Dog scare me

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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