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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Hi Jacob You cool

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Once upon a time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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