Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

baby loves lalma

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Canada

Potato.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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