Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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