Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

what do you call a black man named mike

gay rights

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Vagina-Boob

Do you need any assistance?

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A Banana wrote this...

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

alert("The Game");//

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

im a selling a car

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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