A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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