Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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