What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Knock Knock Come in

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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