How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your social life

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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