- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Chuck Norris.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What is next?

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Hey, we're both lawyers.

ugh good riddance

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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