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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

c+t+c?

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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