how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Halo < COD

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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