What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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