what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

a catholic priest and a young boy

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

hey.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Gestapo.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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