- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Hi Jacob You cool

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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