whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What abou three times

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Anti Joke

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