- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

alert('hiiii');

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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