What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

osama bin ladens hiding spot

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

OBAMA

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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