What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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