what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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