Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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who eats pencils asians

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Rock mattress.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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