WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Your mom

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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