What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Womens Rights.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Vagina-Boob

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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"Up to 50% off."

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Knock knock What

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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