Penis.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Anti Joke

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