Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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