- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What is a question?

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

save water shower with friends

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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