YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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8===========D O:

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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