A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

God is real

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

OBAMA

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

i dislike sack in my mouth

how did the little girl die cancer

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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