How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

BWAT

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Gadaffi

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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