Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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oh hiya come in

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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don't look behind you

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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