- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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