What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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