- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Chuck Norris.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Poop

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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