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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Turn around.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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YOLO

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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