A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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i love huge wieners.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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