How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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