Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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