Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A jew go out of a bar

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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