How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Once upon a time.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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