Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

lick my ballsack.... ok

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Gabe Mercado

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A woman comes at the doctor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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