c+t+c?

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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who farted your mother

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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