Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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