- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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