what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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The Bible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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The horse said "nay."

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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