Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Women's Rights.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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96

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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