- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Sonic

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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