don't look behind you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

A Banana wrote this...

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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