- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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