- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Women's rights...

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Womens Rights.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

ugh good riddance

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Jake Bowar

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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