Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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