Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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How many dislikes can this get?

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Flab

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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OBAMA

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Anti Joke

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