What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Chicken

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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