Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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