What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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