- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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