A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Men's rights.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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