- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

don't look behind you

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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