What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Gestapo.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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