- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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