Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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