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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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