How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Women's rights...

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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9/11

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Womens Rights.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Vagina-Boob

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Matty B

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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