What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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How do magnets work?

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ha.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Women's rights.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Good.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Hi

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Anti Joke

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