Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Men's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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