Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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