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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

The 19th Amendment

The horse said "nay."

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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