- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

I grammer is gooder then yours.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What is Earth made out of? Earth

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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