Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Anti Joke

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