- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poop

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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