Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Looks through the peephole.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Good.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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monkey sponge

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Men's rights.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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