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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Looks through the peephole.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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