What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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