Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Men's rights.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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