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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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