What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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knock knock go away ok

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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