- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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