an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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