- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Kah-________-

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Turn around.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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