I have no ideas.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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