Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

alert('hiiii');

Good.

Looks through the peephole.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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