Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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don't look behind you

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Anti Joke

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