Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What abou three times

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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There's no "i" in tim.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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