How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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oh hiya come in

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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A jew go out of a bar

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Anti Joke

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