- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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