What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

don't look behind you

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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