Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Woman's Rights.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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monkey sponge

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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