- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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