In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Turn around.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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No it isn't.

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YOLO

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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