- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Where's my tractor?

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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