- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do u shit With ur ass

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

whats better than 24................. 25

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Can you see this brett? Connor

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??