- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

i'm not gay

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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