osama bin ladens hiding spot

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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