Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Sonic

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Chicken

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Where's my shotgun

osama bin ladens hiding spot

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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