- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

World Peace

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

like for a handjob.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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