Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Romney 2012

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Chuck Norris died.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Whats9+10 19

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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