Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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I have no ideas.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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knock knock

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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