Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Flab

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

OBAMA

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Good.

A jew went to Germany.

Once upon a time.

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