On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Womens Rights.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Poop

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alert("The Game");//

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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