- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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