Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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