Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Your mom

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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