A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

An iguana walks out of a bar

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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