How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Woman's Rights.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Good.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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OBAMA

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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