Men's rights.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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