Woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Chicken

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

lick my ballsack.... ok

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What is black but also yellow? A song.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

whats young and never moved? still born baby

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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