- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Once upon a time.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Whats White and sticky? Semen

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