How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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my mom raped yerr foot

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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I have no ideas.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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stop it ryan vallee

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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