why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

OBAMA

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Good.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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