People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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