Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Your mom

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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who farted your mother

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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