The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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