How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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9/11

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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