i'm not gay

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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A jew went to Germany.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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c+t+c?

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Hi

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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