- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

There's no "i" in tim.

Black Veil Brides.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

oh hiya come in

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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