- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

oh hiya come in

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

minced oaths

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Nathan Gooderson.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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