- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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