Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Gestapo.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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