- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Knock Knock Come in

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

A woman comes at the doctor.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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