what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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