- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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a retard lost...

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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