A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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who farted your mother

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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