What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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