Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A jew went to Germany.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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