- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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