- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Women's rights.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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