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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Nah

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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democracy

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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