WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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math test 2=2

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Canada

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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