What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Women's rights...

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