What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Chayton

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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