What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

gay rights

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Do you need any assistance?

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

A Banana wrote this...

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Anti Joke

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