A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Womens Rights.

Women's rights...

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

ugh good riddance

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Chuck Norris.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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