a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What is next?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Knock knock What

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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The Bible

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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