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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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