Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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