- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Is this a chair?

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Do you need any assistance?

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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