- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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