- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

math test 2=2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

The WNBA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Womens' rights.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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