A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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knock knock go away ok

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Black Veil Brides.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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