- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Frown is a four letter word.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what do you call a black man named mike

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Gestapo.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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