Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

gay rights

what do you call a black man named mike

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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