Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Japan called... They need help.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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democracy

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Penis-Pump

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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