A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Why did the asian die? he was driving

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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