What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why did the asian die? he was driving

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Frown is a four letter word.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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