What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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