The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

The horse said "nay."

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What is black but also yellow? A song.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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