- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

i dislike sack in my mouth

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

math test 2=2

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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