What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Six million.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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