i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I cant think of one (._. )

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Knock, knock. Come in.......

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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