Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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