- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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like for a handjob.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

A woman leaves the kitchen.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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