A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Is this a chair?

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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