- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

whats really hot the sun

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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