Women's football

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Nah

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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