Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

123 Main street

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Chicken

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

9/11/2001

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

How do magnets work?

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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