A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Good.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

what is stupid and reading this you

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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