- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You smell bad? Cool.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

how did the little girl die cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Women's rights.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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