- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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