- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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