Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

suck my dick.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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