What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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