YOLO

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Rock mattress.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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