- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Anti jokes.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Barack Obama

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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