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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Your Mom

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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