What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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math test 2=2

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Canada

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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