Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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knock knock

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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