- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

I have no ideas.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A jew go out of a bar

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Penis!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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