- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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