- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Nathan Gooderson.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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like for a handjob.

That's Racist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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