- Anti Joke

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Barack Obama

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Chayton

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus