- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

The 19th Amendment

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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