what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

A woman comes at the doctor.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Hi Jacob You cool

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's up? A direction...

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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