- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

whats really hot the sun

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

The Bible

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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