what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Women's rights...

Vagina-Boob

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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