A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

thumb_up thumb_down +41

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

96

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +33

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

thumb_up thumb_down +31

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

thumb_up thumb_down +29

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops