What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Your social life

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Anti Joke

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