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Hey, we're both lawyers.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Anti jokes.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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