Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

How do magnets work?

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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