- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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