How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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