If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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penis

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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