Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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monkey sponge

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OBAMA

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Women's football

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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