There's no "i" in tim.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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That didn't hurt.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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