Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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