I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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