How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Women's rights.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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