What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Knock Knock Come in

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Rock mattress.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Canida

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Women's rights.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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