Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Knock Knock Come in

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Gabe Mercado

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Woman's Rights.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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