What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Pickles

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Anne Frank.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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