Vagina-Boob

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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women

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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"Up to 50% off."

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Knock knock What

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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whats really hot the sun

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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The Bible

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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