Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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The Holocaust

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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