- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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