What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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you will now laugh.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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