What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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The Bible

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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The 19th Amendment

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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