- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gay rights

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Women's rights...

Vagina-Boob

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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