What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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God is real

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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