A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Knock knock What

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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guess what chicken butt

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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