- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

penis hehehehe

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Black Veil Brides.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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