- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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