- Anti Joke

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!