I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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