Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

123 Main street

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Chicken

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Where's my shotgun

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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