wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Your social life

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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