A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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I have no ideas.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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like for a handjob.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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