- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Women's rights...

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Womens Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Chuck Norris.

ugh good riddance

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Where's my tractor?

Jake Bowar

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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