- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

a catholic priest and a young boy

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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