- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Gadaffi

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

I have no ideas.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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