What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Gabe Mercado

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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