whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Barack Obama

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

YOLO

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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