A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Pickles

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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