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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

a catholic priest and a young boy

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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