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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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