Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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oh hiya come in

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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like for a handjob.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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A jew go out of a bar

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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