What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

The horse said "nay."

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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