- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Two women were sitting quietly.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Japan called... They need help.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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