A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

hey.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Frown is a four letter word.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Gestapo.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Womens Rights.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Anti Joke

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