Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What is next?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Chayton

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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