What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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The Bible

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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