omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Woman's rights

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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