A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Womens Rights.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What is next?

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Knock knock What

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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