- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Nah

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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