what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Chicken

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Anti Joke

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