What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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