A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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gay rights

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