Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Woman's Rights.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Good.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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