Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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who eats pencils asians

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Good.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Men's rights.

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Anti Joke

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