What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

thumb_up thumb_down -11

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You smell bad? Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

God is real

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

thumb_up thumb_down -33

i dislike sack in my mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops