Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Gabe Mercado

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69

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Men's rights.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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