Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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The 19th Amendment

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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No it isn't.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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