John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

That's Racist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

gay rights

what do you call a black man named mike

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

A Banana wrote this...

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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