whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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poop

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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The Bible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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