- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

The Bible

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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