Women

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

lick my ballsack.... ok

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What is black but also yellow? A song.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Woman's Rights.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Your Mom

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

what is big and white? the moon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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