What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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math test 2=2

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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The WNBA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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