A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Hi Shelby!!

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

That's Racist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

gay rights

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