I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How do magnets work?

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Chicken

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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