Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Frown is a four letter word.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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