How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Women's rights.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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