Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Good.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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