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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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hey.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Hi Shelby!!

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Womens Rights.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Women's rights...

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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ugh good riddance

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Chuck Norris.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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