What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Women's football

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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