Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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nine...eleven

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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