- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A jew go out of a bar

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

a catholic priest and a young boy

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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