Woman's rights

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

The horse said "nay."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Chicken

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

lick my ballsack.... ok

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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