- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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