- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

democracy

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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