Knock knock Who's there My dick

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Woman's Rights.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Anti Joke

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