- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

whats really hot the sun

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

The 19th Amendment

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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