Women's football

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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