How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Hi Jacob You cool

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

The WNBA.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Men's rights.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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