- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Women's rights.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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