- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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