How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What should I name my dog?

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Adam Sandler.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Haha pizza

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Banana(s)

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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