Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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I'm not here.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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