What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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