Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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