What's the best anti joke? this one

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I am Skaldak!

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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