Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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I'm not here.

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German sausage is the wurst

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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The Holocaust.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Womens rights.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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