Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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