- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

What's the best anti joke? this one

How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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