- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

I have no ideas.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Hi Shelby!!

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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