What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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oh hiya come in

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Hellen Keller

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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