- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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