Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Amputations.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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women

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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