What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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