Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Women's rights.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Good.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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