- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Woman's Rights.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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