A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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i love antijokes

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Rock mattress.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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