- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The horse said "nay."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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