What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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It says so on your cap.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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