Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Your Mom

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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