Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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planking.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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