I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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guess what chicken butt

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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