Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats9+10 19

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

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