- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Homework.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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