A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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BWAT

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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