How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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