A seal walks into a club.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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im a selling a car

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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