Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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ha.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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