I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Knock Knock It's Open!

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Enchilada

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Barack Obama

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Chayton

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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