whats young and never moved? still born baby

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Looks through the peephole.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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This is my joke. funny

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Who has downs this joke

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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