- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Knock knock runs away laughing

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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