- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What's up? A direction...

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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