- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

who smells? •Liam

Chuck Norris.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Is this a chair?

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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