Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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