- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Roses are red Violets are penis

It says so on your cap.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

monkey sponge

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

You smell bad? Cool.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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