How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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