Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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