roses are red, violets are violet

oh hiya come in

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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