If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

I hate black people. Because their black.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Asians...

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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