- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

why did Max cry??? chicken

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Knock knock runs away laughing

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Chaney is a dumb b****

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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