What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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math test 2=2

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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BWAT

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Nah

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