Women's rights...

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Vagina-Boob

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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