An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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