How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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