why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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