what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

anne hatthaway

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Women's rights.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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