A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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