- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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