What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Nathan Gooderson.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

hey.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

h

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