Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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