- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

I cant think of one (._. )

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

9/11

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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