c+t+c?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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The WNBA.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Canada

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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BWAT

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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