Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Women's rights

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

oh hiya come in

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Whats9+10 19

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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