Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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hey.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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