Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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maddie latino

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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who eats pencils asians

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Your Mom

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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