Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Women's football

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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BWAT

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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