What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Hellen Keller

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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I have no ideas.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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