- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Vagina-Boob

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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