If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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hey.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Tennesse

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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im a selling a car

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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