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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Sonic

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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