A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What is worse than hell?

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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The WNBA.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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OBAMA

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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