- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Knock Knock Come in

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

How do magnets work?

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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