ugh good riddance

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Is this a chair?

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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The Economy

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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