If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Chicken

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Women's rights.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

whats young and never moved? still born baby

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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