Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

who smells? •Liam

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Don't think of granny porn

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A Banana wrote this...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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