Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Your mom

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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