What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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