Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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