I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What abou three times

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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