Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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