Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Period Blood

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Do you need any assistance?

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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