My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

You smell bad? Cool.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What's funnier than 24? 25.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

baby loves lalma

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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