9/11/2001

who eats pencils asians

whats young and never moved? still born baby

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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