- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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