What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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oh hiya come in

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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