What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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That's Racist

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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