why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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