Gestapo.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Womens Rights.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Chuck Norris.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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