World Peace

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Left. That one direction...

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A seal walks into a club.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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