dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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9/11/2001

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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who eats pencils asians

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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