Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Knock Knock It's Open!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

The 19th Amendment

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Turn around.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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