- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

An iguana walks out of a bar

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Knock Knock Come in

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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