Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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