A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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