who eats pencils asians

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Woman's Rights.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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The WNBA.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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http://anti-joke.com/

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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