People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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like for a handjob.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knock knock

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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women

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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