- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

That's Racist

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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