- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Gestapo.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

whats funny? ebola and 911

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Frown is a four letter word.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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