Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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penis

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Rock mattress.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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