Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Star Wars

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Is this a chair?

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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women's rights

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Turn around.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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