- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

There's no "i" in tim.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

oh hiya come in

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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