What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Rock mattress.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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