Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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