I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Knock Knock Come in

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

How do magnets work?

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Once upon a time.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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