What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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