- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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