- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Frown is a four letter word.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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