Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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roses are red, violets are violet

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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