What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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