What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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You smell bad? Cool.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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