Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What's up? A direction...

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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