Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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poop

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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anne hatthaway

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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