The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

a catholic priest and a young boy

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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