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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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