I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

The 19th Amendment

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

YOLO

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Woman's Rights.

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