What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

a catholic priest and a young boy

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Left. That one direction...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Anti Joke

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