- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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