Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Good.

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The WNBA.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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