- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

The Holocaust

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

BWAT

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

oh hiya come in

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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