Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

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