Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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