A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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women have rights

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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