Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What is Earth made out of? Earth

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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