What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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