- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Star Wars

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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