- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

I have no ideas.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Left. That one direction...

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

a catholic priest and a young boy

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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