Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Good.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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math test 2=2

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The WNBA.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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