- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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