Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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