What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Anti Joke

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