What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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