who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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im a selling a car

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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