A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Canida

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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9/11/2001

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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