- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Is this a chair?

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Jake Bowar

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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