- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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