- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

robin, get in the car.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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