What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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That's Racist

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Don't think of granny porn

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women

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Gestapo.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Period Blood

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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