Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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9/11

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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"Up to 50% off."

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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