why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

oh hiya come in

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Nathan Gooderson.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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