Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Hellen Keller

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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