- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

gay rights

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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