- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why was Timmy sad?

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Hellen Keller

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

why did Max cry??? chicken

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

I have no ideas.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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