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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

OGC - tilt your head

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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