Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

YOLO

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What is worse

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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