What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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math test 2=2

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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penis hehehehe

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The WNBA.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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