- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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