a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Chayton

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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poop

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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