- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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