Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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