I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Woman's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

thumb_up thumb_down

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

thumb_up thumb_down

Flab

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

thumb_up thumb_down

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops