- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Knock knock runs away laughing

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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