what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Chicken

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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