Women's rights.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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