- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Nathan Gooderson.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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