How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Anti Joke

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