The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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The WNBA.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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