- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Whats9+10 19

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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