whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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penis

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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