Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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