Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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