Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Your Mom

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

c+t+c?

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

OBAMA

what is stupid and reading this you

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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