So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Good.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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