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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

World Peace

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

like for a handjob.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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