- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Asians...

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Knock knock. Come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

whats up fuch you bitch

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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