The WNBA.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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BWAT

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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