Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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The WNBA.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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