- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Flab

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do magnets work?

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

69

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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