Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

math test 2=2

penis hehehehe

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Canada

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Nah

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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