- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Chicken

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Lebron Traveled

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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