i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

That's Racist

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Ass

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Gestapo.

who smells? •Liam

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Chuck Norris.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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