An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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