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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Flab

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Chicken

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Your Mom

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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